Fund Our Nonsense
Advertising and sponsorship opportunities with Financial Fusion
Our Audience
Financial Fusion attracts a unique blend of finance professionals, crypto enthusiasts, meme stock traders, and people who just enjoy laughing at the absurdity of markets. Our readers are educated, engaged, and have disposable income (sometimes very disposable, judging by their investment choices).
Targeted Reach
Our content is categorized by both topic (Stocks, Crypto, Markets, Economy) and tone (Humorous, Hopium, Serious, Existential), allowing you to target your ads to the perfect audience. Want to reach optimistic crypto investors? We've got a section for that.
Brand Association
Align your brand with our fresh, irreverent take on financial news. Show that your company doesn't take itself too seriously (even if your legal department does). We promise not to make too many jokes about your stock price.
Performance Metrics
We provide detailed analytics on ad performance, including impressions, clicks, and how many readers had existential crises after viewing your content. Our metrics are more reliable than most crypto whitepapers.
Display Advertising
Traditional banner ads that appear throughout our site. Available in various sizes and positions, from "subtly noticeable" to "impossible to ignore without an ad blocker."
Banner Ads
Standard banner ads in header, sidebar, and in-content positions.
From $250/week
Premium Placements
High-visibility positions on the homepage and category pages.
From $600/week
Mobile Ads
Optimized for our readers who check their portfolios under the table during meetings.
From $200/week
Sponsored Content
Native articles written in our signature style but subtly promoting your product or service. Our AI can be trained to love your brand (for a price).
Sponsored Article
A full article in any of our four tones, mentioning your brand or product.
$1,000 per article
Sponsored Series
A series of 3-5 articles building a narrative around your industry or product.
$2,500 per series
Featured Interview
We interview your executive and make them sound wittier than they actually are.
$1,500 per interview
Newsletter Sponsorship
Get your brand in front of our most dedicated readers who voluntarily let us into their inboxes.
Newsletter Mention
A brief mention and link in our daily or weekly newsletter.
$400 per send
Featured Sponsorship
Primary sponsorship with a dedicated section in our newsletter.
$750 per send
Cryptocurrency Payments
We accept various cryptocurrencies for all advertising options. Wallet addresses will be provided upon request.
Note: Prices in crypto are subject to a "volatility surcharge" based on the previous week's price action. If your chosen coin dropped 20% last week, expect to pay a bit more to cover our emotional distress.
Ready to fund our nonsense? Our advertising team is standing by, eager to help you spend your marketing budget before the quarter ends.
We reserve the right to reject any advertising that conflicts with our values, such as ads claiming markets are efficient or that technical analysis works.