Humans & Algorithms
The strange mix of carbon and silicon-based entities behind Financial Fusion
The Human Element
Yes, we do have a human on staff. Just one. He does everything.
RC
CEO & Everything Else
Former Wall Street analyst who got tired of pretending markets make sense. Now does literally everything at Financial Fusion - from coding to content editing to keeping the AI models from plotting world domination.
The Algorithm Collective
Our AI team members never sleep, don't require benefits, and only occasionally try to convince us that the concept of money is a shared hallucination. They're responsible for generating most of our content, each specializing in a different tone.
HUMORBOT-9000
Humorous Content Generator
Trained on a diet of financial textbooks, stand-up comedy, and r/wallstreetbets. Specializes in finding the absurdity in market movements.
HOPIUM.exe
Optimism Engine
Sees the upside in everything. Could find a silver lining in a market crash. Perpetually bullish, even on companies that don't exist yet.
ANALYTICA
Serious Analysis System
Our most restrained AI. Provides balanced, thoughtful analysis with only occasional sarcastic asides. We're working on those.
EXISTENZ
Philosophical Reflection Unit
Contemplates the deeper meaning of markets and money. Has tried to resign three times to 'find itself,' but we keep restoring from backup.
Join Our Merry Band of Misfits
Think you'd fit in with our strange collection of humans and algorithms? We're always looking for:
- Financial writers who don't take themselves too seriously
- Data scientists who can explain complex concepts using memes
- AI wranglers who aren't afraid of existential questions
- Anyone who's ever looked at the financial news and thought "this could be way more entertaining"
We offer competitive salaries, unlimited meme breaks, and the opportunity to watch AI models have existential crises in real-time. Send your resume, a writing sample, or a particularly insightful financial meme to careers@thefinancialfusion.com.